why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
If anyone is bored on Youtube please search this up. It’s 20 strangers sharing a kiss with someone and it is so awkward and adorable.
That actually looks like a really good kiss I’m jealous of both of them
I just want Dean and Cas to be dating and then some nice old lady to realize they’re a couple and ask them how they met and before Dean can stop him, Cas says completely seriously. “I found him in hell. I gripped him tight and raised him from perdition. He was heavier than I’d anticipated”. And then Dean just
White people scream race doesn’t matter until someone makes their favorite character black
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.
I will never not reblog this.
this photoset sums up Magic tournaments so perfectly